WACKY STORIES WITH TWIST ENDINGS (EXCERPTS):
Andy Carstairs looked deep into Becky's eyes and took his time letting go of her hand. "I understand," he said in a velvety bass voice, "there comes a time when we can't put it off any longer."
Laying it on a bit thick, wasn't he? thought Becky. Not that she minded!
"Poor dear, how absolutely dreadful," gloated Joan, "they had such high hopes for you at school. Unlike me, the one whose future was always in doubt. But in the end it was you who ended up with nothing. How ironic!"
"I'll have to think about it, Gavin," Gina replied nervously. She'd heard of many demands that lovers made of each other, but this one took the biscuit! "If you really love me, you won't say no," Gavin muttered darkly.